- Client: We need a very 'corporate looking website', branding and yes make us a video like you've done for your campaigns.
- Me: Okay, so send me a brief and I'll send you a quotation accordingly.
- Client: No need for that, we've already thought over it. We believe a budget of not more than $500 should be very sufficient.
- Me: Oh well, you know what, I think you should approach Sagmeister with that kind of budget—really, I mean with so much money involved, you should get something better than what I can offer.
- Clint: Sagmeister who?
- Me: Never mind, ignorance is bliss!